James

Just what a former Paratrooper needed. Elevation, guns and a reason to use said weapons.

Iconic, fun, and memorable. Somewhere in between Clerks and Fast Times at Ridgemont High with a bit of Doom Generation cinematogrpahy mixed into gorey, campy scenes rivaling the best script doctoring of the last 3 Star Wars flicks.

All I'm saying is, if I were an astronaut and a pretty girl lit herself on fire, I would have used the leather side of my coat to put her flames out. Inner Comic Con fanboy: Yeah but!! Inner Comic: Butt what? Inner Comic Con fanboy: Butt its Black Widow in a cool theater in the middle of summer!! Inner Comic: Noted. Beady-eyed leading man suppressing his secret urges to dance around Ray Romano's best acting performance since Transformers Part Deux --- CHECK. Awesome classic cars - Chhheck. One seemingly misappropriated black cat - check. Inner Ghostrider: One vintage fighter jet that even Penny Benjamin couldn't resist a ride in on a starry night. What I'm really saying is - all said - it's nice to Scarlett the talented starlet doing real acting again. The pilates played masterfully on my mind as I melted into her comedic foray of dialects and deliberations.