Austin Schoen

If you see this review, do not even consider watching the movie. If you have already started the movie, turn it off now. I promise it never gets better. I watched until I saw a bear and the bear scene was an absolute letdown yet still the best part of the movie which is not a compliment. Literally the worst movie I have ever watched and I can’t believe I wasted my life watching this movie. Words can’t even describe how terrible this movie was. Every time you think something is about to happen, it’s just in the main actors head and it doesn’t actually happen. I’ve seen terrible movies before but wow... if my options were instant death or watch this movie again I would spend hours contemplating. One star is much too generous. I wanted to turn it off the entire movie but it was so bad that I figured it would get better at some point. I was wrong. Holy f*** I was wrong. I wish I could delete this movie from existence so no one else can ever suffer through this ever again.