Susannah, babe, I just want to talk.
First, what the hell was that? Second, how dare you?
Joking aside, I couldn't decide whether to give this movie one star or five stars, because it is so comically bad, I actually enjoyed it. It completely lacks a coherent storyline. Nothing feels earned. I'd believe you if you told me it was written by a bot.
The dialogue in this movie is so bad that even Liam Hemsworth and Laura Dern couldn't save it. But it's also the type of dialogue you can make a drinking game out of, and I'm always here for that.
I don't know whether to recommend this movie or not. I can't say I'd ever watch it on purpose, but if you enjoy making sarcastic commentary, this movie is great fun.
I don't know. Grab a bottle of wine and your most sarcastic friend and give it a try. The worst that can happen is you lose 90 minutes you'll never get back.