Kathryn Rasmussen

Susannah, babe, I just want to talk. First, what the hell was that? Second, how dare you? Joking aside, I couldn't decide whether to give this movie one star or five stars, because it is so comically bad, I actually enjoyed it. It completely lacks a coherent storyline. Nothing feels earned. I'd believe you if you told me it was written by a bot. The dialogue in this movie is so bad that even Liam Hemsworth and Laura Dern couldn't save it. But it's also the type of dialogue you can make a drinking game out of, and I'm always here for that. I don't know whether to recommend this movie or not. I can't say I'd ever watch it on purpose, but if you enjoy making sarcastic commentary, this movie is great fun. I don't know. Grab a bottle of wine and your most sarcastic friend and give it a try. The worst that can happen is you lose 90 minutes you'll never get back.

The idea is there. The execution is bad. They build up nothing in this movie. None of the characters feel developed. None of them have chemistry. The movie is unsettling but that's about all I can say for it.

I LOVE this movie, and the Meg 2. Not because they are good movies (AT ALL), but because they are a cinematic dumpsterfire at best. They have the quality of being a fanfiction of the movie they meant to make, and it's comedy GOLD. If you're a bad movie buff like me (I'm talking akin with The Room or Birdemic), then this movie is a winner for you. 😂