Alex Orozco

Really the most "ok" game I've ever played. From the very beginning, I was bored. I was really excited for this game because I loved Quantum Break and Alan Wake, but it just did not meet my expectations. The story was so mind numbingly boring, and worst of all, tried to disguise itself as something deep, intellectual, and nuanced, but really was just played out and honestly cliche. But the worst part was the gameplay. It took so long for the game to get into a steady groove, and even when I unlocked the abilities, the combat still felt boring and tedious. The enemies just lacked personality, and it honestly felt that most of them were shoehorned in as pointless barriers that were not fun to eliminate. If you want to play a fun, unique, and charming Remedy game, play Quantum Break.

Funny at times, but irritating when it isn't. It's basically just a Tarantino mock-up that does just as bad as you'd expect, while also catering to those who think that they're smarter than everyone else. Overall, it's an incoherent smorgasbord of masculinity that has only a couple of good jokes.