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Funny and sad. Funny cuz the director, actors and writers did a great job making light of the greatest evil in the historynof mankind. Sad, because half our country thinks socialism/communism is a good idea, anf the story is true.

Oh my. I dont even know where to start. I was angry watching this movie. Not one moment was scary or interesting. Phone rings and rings. Mobie plods along for 1 hour and ten minutes making so sense. Then out of the blue they gather in a church and explain everything. Total exposition, which I hate. Try showing us instead of explaining it. Dialogue was hilarious as I was whispering to my son the next line throught the movie. The movie shouldbt be called Black Phone 2. It should be called rude bitch in pyjamas that can take a beating better than John Wick. Oooh there is an idea, Ballrina 2 Rude Bitch in Pyjamas. She was just rude for no reason to some holy rollers, like real cringe over the top like the writer is so angry at white old christian women. Im not christian and it was extra. These ppl get hacked anf drowned in a climate so cold that they can drive a giant piece if machinery on it and it doesnt sink. Imagine how cold that is. Then they still dont die. The villain's dialogue is laughable, but most importantly it is not a horror film. The first one was. This is a teenage, girl power, reconnects with her mom story. The trailers were misleading. It wasnt creepy, it was annoying. I guess the writer/director doesnt know the porn effect. The phone ringing can be creepy if it happens a handful of times, but not 140 times. You just become numb to it, actually annoyed like an overbearing parent telling you to clean your room for the 50th time. I am just so annoyed that there is NOTHING to see in theaters anymore. Its so sad.