Hailey Stow

Ah, yes. The glorious game of Atari Breakout. This game shares the tragic story of Alexander Ham-ilton. A pig who thinks he is one of the founding fathers of America. Alex lives on a farm in a little town in Rhode Island. He has this delusional idea that he is the famous Alexander Hamilton after seeing his owner watch the musical through the window. On the chilly evening of February 5th, Alex plans his breakout. Training vigorously, Alex leaps over hay bales, belly crawls under the the legs of a goat, and even manages to do a few push ups. Finally, his escape plan is complete. Alex escapes, using a ball of yarn he stole from the barn cat and chucks it at the fence. The fence breaks and Alex escapes. However, his owner's neighbor sees him running away and shoots him in the side. With a soul crushing squeal, Alex falls to the ground. As he takes his last breath, he hears his murderer whisper, "I did not throw away my shot." His murderer was none other than the actual Alexander Hamilton. (Thank you to my best friend, Scarlett for the ending sentence.)