Alyson Indursky

Boring and generic - those are the two words I keep coming back to. It sounds like copyright free pop music you'd hear in an outdated reality show. Where is the "new"? Where are the bridges?? Why does each beat sound like a preset on a Casio keyboard? Why are you using half the album to get weirdly defensive over your husband? Real "he cheated but I'm the one he comes home to" energy. Ick. Above all else: the cognitive dissonance of producing a cookie cutter barbie knockoff ~girls empowerment!!!~ song with a known predator to women. Katy will never be a girl's girl and we can sense the inauthenticity. 0 stars.