Gluten Tag

Three Russian men are in the gulag talking with each other. They get to talking about why there were sent to the gulag. “I was sent here for coming early to work in the factory. I was accused of trying to put myself ahead of my fellow worker.” The first one said. “Aye comrad I was sent for being late to work at the factory. I was accused of delaying the revolution. “ the second commiserated. “Well I was on time to work and I was still sent here.” The third said. “Why?” They ask. “I was accused of owning a western watch!”