Rachel Bielzibub

Truly a heartwarming film. I have never experienced true joy until I watched this movie. I'm pretty sure I shed a tear at the beautifully crafted cinematography. The day I watched this movie was the day a became a man. I can't explain in words how this movie changed my life. Not only was my knowledge of culture and prehistoric creatures greatly expand, but also my spiritual life was enhanced. My sister fully started bawling her eyes out, because of how much this movie touched her. I would absolutely recommend parents to educate their children at a young age by watching this movie. It is 10 times more educational than PBS. Get them indoctrinated while they are young, it's the best way. This movie was the best of every thing you could imagine. Some films change your life, others make you question reality, but the VelociPastor is a film that claws it's way into your life, glazes your cheeks, and baptizes you in a beautiful cocktail of prostitutes and dinosaurs. 10 out of 10 would recommend. It is like crack for your soul.