Ishrat Bhat

Gal Gadot’s Evil Queen is what happens when you let *corporate synergy* write a character. Her ‘menace’ has all the bite of *Goofy falling down stairs*, and her delivery? Honey, even *Scrooge McDuck* hoards more emotion. I invented *‘Disney Magic’*—this ain’t it. Her performance is so wooden, *Pinochio* mistook her for a career advisor. That ‘rotten to the core’ line? Felt like a Yelp review for her *soulless franchise checklist*. The only thing she’s poisoning is my legacy. Cancel the mirror—*burn the whole castle*. Next time, cast someone who doesn’t act like they’re *autocorrecting to ‘brand deal’* mid-monologue.”