Neela Menon

This movie was absolute cinema! I had been hyping myself up for weeks with this one, learning all of the quotes and memes, even picking out an outfit and not wearing it in case it got dirty. I'm going to be comepletly honest with the current reader. The movie was fantastic-it was the movie theater that had ruined the experience for me. Lets start with "I am Steve!" I yelled it at the top of my lungs and got a couple of people hating on my flow already and asking me to shut up...Like, let a girl be excited! Then we made it the song portion of Steve's Lava Chicken. I had sneakily snuck my karaoke machine into the theater for this specific portion of the movie. Well, the audience surely did not like that...haters. I decided they needed sometime to think so I waited until flint and steel! I had brought in an old firework from the fourth of july in along with the karaoke machine and lit it up to really bring the effect of the flint and steel to the theater. There were many complaints, but I acted like I thought it was part of the movie so I could continue watching this cinematic masterpiece. I decided to give another break until water bucket release, where I peed on the floor because I had drank all of my water because the theater had gotten hot after that firework. It worked just as well, but the smell lasted a bit. Then it was time for chicken jockey!!! I was the most hyped, I had thrown everything and kinda lit the theater on fire after the lighter and lithium battery in the karaoke machine had a small mix up. Now I have multiple lawsuits AGAINST me, I was just attempting to bring this movie to life... Excellent work on the movie! Hate my theater, thank god its burnt to the floor.

I was enjoying this movie until someone thought it was a funny idea to bring in a literal bomb to the theater...