Cayce Kelley

I'd honestly rather take a cheese grater to my balls. The movie is four cliches. That's it. That's the whole movie. I didn't know who Irene was until the last 5 minutes of the movie. There's no action for the first hour of the film. Characters are defined by at most one trait. If Tracy had just gone to the police, the entire story could've been skipped. The narrative exists solely because of Tracy's incompetence. The most compelling character was the cat- it had more personality than any human character in the movie, and it spent its entire screen time looking cute then dying. I love watching bad movies, but this felt like several days and barely anything actually happened. I would honestly rate Birdemic higher- at least *somebody* cared about it. Evidently Rotten Tomatoes agrees- they gave it 18% and this cum sock 4%. Trash movie- I would burn the disk, but I'd also feel bad for the chemical reaction that would have to exist near it.