Jacob Flaherty

i suddenly feel the urge to drink heineken light and use dove body spray

One of the most hilariously horrible movies I’ve ever seen. So predictable, terrible acting, just a waste of time. The desperate attempts at comic relief absolutely deflated any suspense, and the try-hard “scary” voices sounded like something your grandmother would do around a campfire to spook toddlers with a story about the boogeyman. They took every clichè from every movie ever. Half way through I literally said, “this is so awful that i can’t look away. 50 bucks says this ends with an interpretive dance.” Someone owes me 50 bucks.