andrew hager

A rather lame psychodrama with no action and a lot of CGI deer.

Spoiler Alert: It’s about a man who is 14,000 years old, and the story is 100% dialogue. The entire movie takes place at the man’s house, where he is hosting an impromptu farewell party with his co-workers in attendance. At one point he reveals that he learned Buddhist philosophy from the Buddha 2,000 years ago, tried to teach that philosophy in the Middle East, and was misunderstood by Jews to be the Messiah. So what starts out as a movie with an interesting scientific and philosophical discussion immediately becomes an anti-Christian rant. Disappointing.

A series of poorly told, loosely related, short stories.