Bernard Holmes

Our Homeowners Association was at its wit's end. Old Ms. Higgins was not only flying her flag above the regulated 20 feet, but her prize-winning roses were a clearly supernatural size. We had suspicions, but without proof, the Architectural Review Committee was powerless. Enter this gem! The Malleus Maleficarum outlines clear, logical steps for investigation. We applied the "swimming test" in the community pond (she floated, a clear violation of both physics and HOA bylaws). Once she was found guilty by the neighborhood watch/subcommittee on witchcraft, we had her deeded property repossessed and turned it into a very tasteful gazebo. The property values have never been higher! This book is the ultimate tool for maintaining neighborhood standards.