I love Barbie. I love Greta Gerwig. This seemed like a no brainer. Boy, was I wrong.
I gave this movie 2 stars for its Barbieland production - wonderful sets, costumes, and dance numbers. Great music, too. Amazing cast. I could've watched that for 2 hours and been happy. I mean, that's how they marketed it, right?.
But no - instead we get this muddled mess of them traveling to the real world. Enchanted did that well - this movie did not. There was poor characterization, horrible pacing, and a contradictory plot.
I appreciate the theme, and while some may think Barbie is the perfect platform for that theme - I don't think it is. At least the way it was executed. Didn't work for me.
And when you're looking at your phone halfway through the movie, wishing you'd gone to see Oppenheimer instead, you know you're watching a stinker...