Wiz Skinz

Expectations: Well I’ve never seen an asylum film before but I expected nothing less than Tarantino or John Hughes, and well I wasn’t disappointed. Plot: Wow this plot just couldn’t stop reminding me of The Bee Movie, or Fred 2 Camp I Wannapeepee. Not only was the main characters met with physical struggles, they were met with mentally draining struggles and the over arching question of how to deal with these struggles in a way that matches not just the realism of a real situation but the satisfaction gained regarding the task at hand. Debbie and her environmentalist team seemed to have the right idea about the eco-system and the food chain, but seemed to do it in the worst way possible - releasing pythons into the Everglades. To combat the actions made by Debbie, Tiffany injected steroids into chickens which were then fed to alligators and then the alligators and the pythons were supersized. This really just grasped my attention because of how symbolic this seemingly simple motion actually was. It’s so full of symbolism for sure. At this point in the movie (when the pythons are killing these gators and all that) I decided to hop on my playstation 4 and played some NBA2k20. I played maybe 3 games of rec league and accumulating a record of 2-1 whilst shooting 46% from the field and an underwhelming 30% from 3. So there was also a fight scene or something, but I wasn’t paying attention because at this point my team just gave up a 5 point lead in the middle of the third quarter, so I had to focus up. At some point Debbie and Tiffany teamed up while at the same time holding a grudge against each other, there was also a monkey promised at one point during the movie but I don’t believe there was one. Ending: I really stopped paying attention to what was going on, but I think it was because my mind was so focused on the NBA2k20 rec center game. But all I can remember is how dramatic and thrilling the last fight scene was, and the helicopter scene, Diego was cool. The Animation: I was watching this at 3:30-5:00 and omg I was so immersed I couldn’t look away from the screen, except when I wasn’t looking at the screen. I almost started thinking mega pythons and Gatoroids were real after I finished watching just by how seamless and clean the CGI was. Acting: Wow, what can I say but Wow!!! I went into this movie knowing Debbie and Tiffany, but wow as soon as i got through maybe 5 minutes I didn’t even remember that’s who I was watching, all I could think was that it was Nikki or Tara or whatever there names were, Christie Rose was fantastic, Diego was cool, some lady named Angela or something like that was cool, some guy that was wearing clothes he was cool. Notes for Parents that may be buying this movie for their son or daughter for Christmas this year: There were a few bad words like the ‘b’ word which was said multiple times, I had to plug my ears whenever I was expecting it to happen, but sometimes I couldn’t plug them in time oopsy. I think I might watch the octopus vs shark one after this, I wish I knew which order these were in before I started watching, hopefully there’s no order you are supposed to go in.

THIS SHOW SUCKS. I don’t know a single moment when this show has made me laugh, chuckle, or really even a smile. My parents watch the show and say they “like it” yet they never laugh, except for my mother who laughs at jokes that aren’t even funny that the mom on the show says. And I feel that the show tries to break mother stereotypes (even though there really isn’t even negative stereotypes on moms), while at the same time it stereotypes kids to being stupid or naive, and it stereotypes ‘rich’ people to also being stupid, naive and out of touch, and obnoxious. While at the same time the mother is being rude and obnoxious. The writing for the kids is terrible, it’s like no one on the writing staff is under the age of 40. And it always has an overlying message of ‘parents are always right’ which is fine if the parents are doing the right thing but the mom isn’t. And the dads character personality is that he basically has no personality so the parenting role in the show seems to only be portrayed by the mother. It’s almost like The show is telling me to root for the mother because she’s the ‘protagonist’ for the show but she’s unlikeable. And the show just isn’t real, like the situations are just so unrealistic and kind of just blow things. That kind of just goes with the poor writing for the kids. But I mean the writers must be doing something right, because it seems a lot of people like this show. Just from a Upper teenage perspective it was just poor. The male child is not a bad actor and is kind of likeable unlike other characters. :) I will admit I’ve seen maybe 5 episodes, but they all have had the same impression on me. And they never nail the moral of the show like better shows do.