anthony dominique mariotti

I would like to address the two hours of my life that I will never get back. I would have liked to honour you with better entertainment. I would have liked to keep you occupied with a film whose mystery does not resemble a low-budget television film. My dear lost two hours, please don't be angry with me. I didn't know that the trailer gave away the entire plot and suspense.

32 minutes and 42 seconds of my life that I'll never get back. And yes, I stopped this cinematographic massacre before it was over. A plot worthy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, acting worthy of good old 90s porn, ... I don't want to be too harsh, but I think you'll get a lot more pleasure from having your gluteal cleft waxed with a blowtorch than from watching this movie diarrhea.