Baby Trouble

Its a poor bastardization of my childhood. Inexcusably soulless. There aren't words to describe how inferior this game is compared to a game that came out when I was like 9. As a little test I booted up the old endless ocean game and my God it ripped, I played the entire story, and even after I kept wanting to play more. I booted up this shovel ware/punch in the face and I had to stop playing about an hour in. There are mma fighters Ide rather stab with a pencil than objectives I want to acheive in this game. If I thought setting myself on fire infront of the development studio would get my point across ide be buying kerosine yesterday. Too bad this game single handedly had them shut down.