Alison Cremeans

I love Marvel movies and I'm a sucker for loopholes, but even as a frequent flyer through the multiverse... this one was ridiculous. My favorite scenes included two rocks and a vast open landscape. No actors/actresses and no spoken words, just subtitles... because, you know... they're rocks. Then one got googley eyes and that scene went quite literally down hill like all the others. I thought the trophy was a butt plug when they first showed it on JLC's desk, so that came as no surprise later on.... but those are not words I ever wanted/needed to say. Save yourself the hours and skip this one, or if you want to actually be entertained watch Kill Bill (1 & 2) for superior fight scenes and a hell of a storyline, and then Encanto for a dash of generational family dysfunction.