Dread Roberts

An awful film in every regard. Avoid it at all costs. If you feel tempted, watch the original instead. This one is cursed.

Awful game. No creativity whatsoever, and even if it had any, it would be massively overshadowed by the ham-fisted cultish views and current-day politics of a self-inserting writing team that frankly should never be allowed near video games again. Critics will praise this because they’re either paid to or they’re drunk on their own activism. Don’t believe them. Save your money. Don’t buy this “game,” it’s little more than a political ad.

One of the best platformers ever made. That one guy who gave it a bad review (you know who you are) when it was on Wii U should feel bad and be barred from publishing reviews on anything ever again.