Mr Green

Literally the definition of watching paint dry. Surprised because I loved Gone Girl, written by the same author. The first episode felt like it lasted three days. Who directed and edited this??? I’m tackling it one episode at a time and even though I’m only on episode three, I feel like I already know who did it.

Boring, trite, redundant… watched three so far and ready to turn it off for good. Not thrilling or scary. Writing is weak. No legit pay off at the end. Del Toro’s intros are a waste of time. Can you tell I really didn’t like it?

Couldn’t get into because it’s so hard to understand the main character and it’s not interesting enough to have me want to continue to try. Director should have picked that up immediately.

Eh. Feels dated, not updated. Jokes not strong. Liked Rauch on Big Bang, but not here. Oh well, there’s a lot streaming now, so no biggie.