Goose Geese

I would rather castrate myself with a rusty pair of pliers than even even think about watching this movie again. Because of how bad this movie is, my wife and kids left me for a "man" who only loves The Santa Claus 3. Every night, I lose sleep because the only thing I can think of is gauging my eyes out with a horse semen covered screw driver because of how bad this movie is. While I'm at work, typing away at my computer, my mind gets constantly plagued with thoughts of suicide, related to the trauma I endured while watching this "film", if you can even consider it to be a piece of art. On a serious note though, Roy the monkey is an absolute smash. This movie gave my eyeballs AIDS