It was nice to see a fresh take on the original movie. There's very little to take away. Please try again! This one can be the parody.
"I've seen more compelling storytelling on the back of a cereal box."
"It's like someone took all the worst clichés from every bad movie ever made and mashed them into one film."
"Watching that movie was like watching paint dry, but with worse dialogue."
"I'd rather go through 3 divorces than endure that film again."
"It's impressive how a movie can manage to waste both time and potential simultaneously."
"That movie was a masterclass in how not to make a film."
"This movie was so awful, I'm convinced the director should never make another film."
"Watching this film felt like being trapped in a never-ending loop of disappointment."
"Even the actors looked like they were questioning their career choices while filming."