For the most part I was intrigued and enjoyed Umbrella Academy. The cast is stellar, it looks/feels like a movie instead of a TV series, the soundtrack is great, and the premise of it all is fantastic. I think its biggest flaw and downfall though is that it drags. Each episode is an hour but feels like HOURS. It's painfully slow. Way too many scenes of the characters sitting in a dark room and talking to each other. When more finally actually happens, it felt predictable, anti-climactic, and underwhelming, and of course it took FOREVER for it to happen in the first place, for reasons I just didn't get considering how obvious everything was, as to why the pacing only got slower and slower and more difficult as the show went on. While I liked that it was more like a drama than a typical superhero movie full of non-stop action, at times it was a little too angst-y, and so dark and gloomy to the point where it was semi-pretentious which totally killed all areas where it was trying to be funny and entertaining. Also way too many plot-holes and way too many subplots that added absolutely nothing to the story. I also didn't understand why they downplayed the striking origin story and glossed over some of its most interesting, vulnerable, and intriguing characters as if none of it was a big deal in favor of two assassins that felt like they were in an entirely different show all together, a creepy romance between the siblings, and a random apocalypse, and all with no agency or urgency (because again, for so much going on, why the super slow pacing?!). It felt like they forgot that a story has to have a beginning, middle, and end. It was all beginning, and more beginning, and *wait for it* MORE beginning - for the whole 10 hours, even to the end, it was all beginning. None of the characters actually evolved, and none of the conflicts, plots, and subplots got resolved. It was just a constant ramble with no end in sight, making it all borderline pointless. Just way too many, oh so many lost opportunities. This doesn't make the show bad or anything, per se, just uneven and convoluted, which is a shame, because it's definitely worth watching! I just wished it lived up to its potential. It had so much great stuff going on and yet mostly it felt overly busy, frustrating, and all in all, just exhausting.