DC Publishing

I've seen scarier stuff on CNN. Don't waste your money. Over-hyped. Cage has done better movies in the past. His sanity is scary enough. Not sure why people would even go to see stuff like this.

"I got a bad feeling about this!" (And, for good reason) I wanted to say I can clearly see most of the 5-star reviews are definitely Bot entries and not from a real human. I'm a huge mega fan of Indy. I own all of the Indy movies. This "Dial of Disaster" is the weakest, most worthless, witless of them all. I love Harrison Ford, but the plot is a confusing mashup of epic proportions and all the clever youth enhancing CGI special effects miserably fail to make up for glaring gigantic plot holes throughout the botched-up narrative of this dismal flick. It was a glorious screw up even before it had a chance to get started, a shameful shambles of a ridiculous plot rolling uncontrollably downhill and off the cliff crashing into a million pieces of flaming film wreckage! The grand daughter in this "Dial of Disappointment" should have been taken completely out of the plot early on by a Nazi sharpshooter before she started shooting off her smart-Alec mouth. She was a major irritating distraction to Indy's character. The whole cinematic waste of film celluloid was one of the most expensive debacles in Hollywood! I'm quite sure Spielberg wasn't surprised. Truth is, Indy is too dang old, as his geriatric character displays, to resurrect his best days. CGI is impotent to change this. Also, for all the few non-bots posting reviews here still puzzled by what they call "hate" reviews, get real already o thin skin. When a movie sucks, it's not "hate" snowflake, its a FACT! Guess you skipped high school English. Look it up. Huge diff in a credible, critical review and many of the reviews here blindly inserting 5 stars for absolutely no rational or logical reason whatsoever. Let us hope this is Indy's last FLOP. As far as many Indy fans all agree, "The Last Crusade" was probably the last-hurrah-send off befitting a legendary action figure worthy of Harrison Ford. Face it, James Bond and Medicare don't mix well, shakened or stirred. Indy and Geritol doesn't either.

A mixed bag. If the goal was to discredit 2000 yrs of solid, abundant, credible biblical and historical evidence, attested by a plethora of indisputable archalogical facts, then this documentary miserably failed. At times, it appeared that was the hubris. Yet, at other times some interesting info was revealed. I am not sure the producers knew clearly what their goal was. To be sure, the scant possiblity that any sane conclusions could be drawn from their weak DNA investigation isn't worth the 80 minutes of viewing time I invested. This whole project feels more like a tremendous goose chase that started with a poor map and ended up even more lost than when it began. Pass on this one!