Kenneth Vickery

What a huge slap in the fucking face. I did not want to see Moana 1. My friends made me. And it was so good it changed me. Naturally I'm excited to see Moana 2. This was the most soulless piece of shit I have ever sat through. No explanation for anything. A half assed antagonist. And corny fan service. I trusted Disney but should have known that they are just like anyone else trying to make a BUCK. DAMMIT

I just escaped this film. You should watch it! All it will cost you is the price of a movie ticket. 2 hours and 10 minutes of your time and a piece of your soul. Do you like watching literally nothing happen for hours? The one is for you! Do you like sitting still watching mundane poorly lit still shots of nothing? Yay! We got you. Seriously...I need to take PTO to recover from this...