Johnny Addams

I grew up reading and re-reading the artemis fowl books, and this movie is honestly a disgrace to the series. They botched it so unbelievably bad, and with such frequency, that I genuinely believe that nobody on set (and especially not in the script writing department) read a single page of the book. This movie makes the last airbender movie look like a perfect adaptation by comparison. I would give it -5 stars if I could for how perfectly it did everything wrong.