The definition of an artist’s circle jerk.
A wet nightmare.
Less plot to this movie than the island it was filmed on.
More loud bwaammms than Inception with less resolution at the end of the movie.
You will never unsee Robert Fappington and Willem DaBlow going through their self care routine.
You’ll feel like you are watching the discarded b roll for The Birds and The Shining on a postage stamp.
Unintentionally hilarious.
Do not watch with your dad.
