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Gepetto loves his son, with such blind devotion that he calls him a good boy after getting kicked in the tush. Also, his blind devotion keeps him from recognizing a hastily crafted imitation has been used to replace his son whom he carved by hand. The part where Pinocchio threatens to crush his conscience with a school book is particularly heartwarming! We can also learn from Honest John and cat that if you lie, someone else is likely to be struck by lightning. After a harrowing adventure, Pinocchio's friend gets turned into a real person! Better luck next time, Pinocchio!

It was a truly magical experience! We were lucky to have found it! It filled our home with the joy and magic of Christmas! and also the wails of a banshee! From this story we can learn such wonderful lessons as: how to swindle small Irish people out of their gold, and also to never dig up trees for fear of unleashing a terrible wrath! 10/10 Even better than pinnochio's christmas!

I haven't enjoyed a movie that much in a long time. Make sure you watch it with friends so you can all heckle it together! 10/10 worst movie ever