Ethan: Hey Abel, I'm stuck here in Italy during this dang pandemic, wanna direct a movie with me as star?
Abel Ferrara: Sure Mr. Hawke, let's do it. My buddy's got an old iPhone we can use it to shoot all the scenes in painfully low light.
Ethan: Sounds good, just all Felini on it, should be fine.
Abel: Wont they call it a horrible mess?
Ethan: Don't worry about it. Just say it's an art film. It'll be fine. We got a quarantine to kill. Go for it!
