Dio Brando

After I turned Black I imediatly joined the Crips and started a gang war in the hood. KFC, Popeyes, and every other chicken place tastes so much better now. Winning hide and seek is easy as long as its dark outside. I can now say the N word and I can cook corn bread. The crave for watermelon is really great and the best thing that goes with the watermelon is some Kool-aid. Rapping is so much easier now and I can actually understand what they are saying. Its now easier to hide my lab as well as making one from scratch in my garage. Im now able to ride the underground railroad. I now enjoy Eddie Murphy content and I no longer crave to burn a cross every night with the boys.