Let me say this. There was not much plaisir. I'd rather have watched 4 hours watching an hour of Jamie Olive, an hour of Great British Baking Show, an hour of Clarkson's Farm and an hour of.... No, make that 2 hours of Clarkson's Farm. That single star is not a Michelin. It's more of a Dunlop. And I say that as a boy from Birmingham.