I go into these kind of movies with ZERO expectations so I’m not let down. Well, that mindset didn’t help me with Fast X. This movie was so ridiculously bad it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly the main issue is. Below are a few of the points that made you want to hit your head on the wall.
1) Why don’t we get back every character that has ever been tied to the franchise….because they are ‘family’. All we are missing now is Jonny Strong and Ja Rule.
2) Bad writing, John Cena’s role. Come on, he can do so much more and we went from him being the bad guy to everyone blindly trusting him. But that has been recycled from the Shaw brothers too
3) The extreme craziness of Jason Momoa’s character. He is a lunatic AND also the greatest strategist in the world AND is a great driver AND is a computer genius AND a weapons expert AND has the capacity of planning this huge revenge plot years before he pulls it off.
4) Did little B write this movie?
If you’re looking for a good comedy check out Fast X. There is no coming back for this franchise.