Mohini Sharma

Sabne mujhe Emotional film bola tha… toh main tissues le aayi. Par pata nahi tha ki woh tissues regret ke aansu pochhne ke kaam aayenge!” Har scene mein lag raha tha: Processing… please wait “Music acha tha… par har 5 min mein gaana daalna zaroori tha kya?” “Mujhe laga main film dekh raha hoon. Par beech mein doubt aaya – yeh T-Series ka musical playlist chal raha hai kya? Har 7th minute pe ek sad song aata hai. Mujhe laga shayad pause dabake kuch bolenge… lekin nahin, actors sirf bechain hoke gaane mein kho jaate hain.” Hero sad hai, heroine sadder hai, aur audience saddest. Aur sabse bada twist? Koi twist hi nahi tha. Climax dekh ke laga: Writer ne bola – emotions? Screw that. Closure? Who cares. Movie khatam? Bas chalo. Is film mein heartbreak sirf characters ka nahi, audience ka bhi hua hai. “Pehle 20 minutes mein heartbreak hota hai. Phir 2 ghante tak us heartbreak ka flashback hota hai. Phir 10 minutes ke liye climax aata hai jismein lagta hai sab thik ho gaya… lekin nahin – aur rona padta hai. Not because it’s sad… but because you WASTED YOUR YOUTH.” “Ahaan Pandey k expressions se zyada, mere saamne ki kursi pe baitha aadmi ne perform kiya hai “Aneet Padda ne thoda try kiya, but Mohit Suri ne use sirf ‘emotional stare’ mode pe daal diya. Lag raha tha koi ‘crying filter’ laga ke chhod diya ho.” 😐 “Pure movie mein dialogues aise the jaise kisi ne ‘deep quotes for breakups’ Google karke screenplay likha ho.” 😅 “Ek scene mein character 10 second tak blank stare deta hai…matlab kya tha bhai yeh !