Have you ever sat on a chair 🪑 and thought, "Uh, maybe I should marry this thing?". I need this chair in my life kind of movie. Sometimes I think about how great my butt sits on my chair, then I think about this movie.
This chair has more expression than about 80 percent of anime characters today. How can I not fall in love while staring into its eyes... Sorry, I mean back holes, its strong legs holding me, and the way it stands so proud. The future is not that scary as long as I have my chair with me at all times.
PS. If you're not into chairs by now, then this isn't your kind of movie.