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for those of you who are debating whether or not you should watch this "movie", I have compiled a list of things that I feel this film represents. If even one of these applies to you, I would most definitely recommend that you watch this magnificent thriller ;) -if you enjoy pain (physical and emotional) -if stock photos bring you joy -if you love angry old men on bridges who happen to be environmental scientists -if you like guns??? -if you thoroughly enjoy listening to powerpoints -if you enjoy being confused -if you want to ruin your life -if you love CGI -if you hate CGI -if you fear birds -if birds fear you -if you often wish for long awkward pauses -if you like movies that appear to be filmed on the back of a spoon -if you are an aspiring young entrepreneur who is passionate about solar panels -if you often find yourself sword fighting with clothing hangers -and finally, if emotionless tree huggers intrigue you if at this point you are not convinced that Birdemic is for you, I have a few suggestions on where your time might be better spent; -watching paint dry -drinking bleach -or maybe try knitting??? I don't know just anything else<3