Laurie Clark

Steaming pile of cow dung. The ugly duckling of the Hangover series. The "Anchor Man 2" of the franchise. Just trying too hard to be funny. Awful, Awful Awful...

"Spoiler Alert" If you are a big Alien movie fan give this lemon a wide berth. Im writing this while the movie is still playing, its that awful. It was soo rushed & there was too much recycled scenes from the original Aliens film. If you call yourself an Aliens fan & thought this movie was anything but terrible give yourself an uppercut.

Heres the real question.. How on earth did this get 83% on the tomato meter!!?? Confusing, all over the place storyline & the CGI was just.. awful Dont bother watching if you are wondering, just masterbate then go to sleep 🤦