Maria Wood

First of all, I would like to publicly state that this movie made me very triggered. I have a really bad case of Smurf phobia. This was my 13th reason as to why I will never let myself, or my CHILDREN, watch this movie... These are my other reasons. - The characters are blue - I hate Smurfs - I especially hate TALL Smurfs, because like who even makes Smurfs tall their whole thing is being short and stubby - Clearly, the Navi doesn't have the intelligence of the Smurfs - I'm allergic to water - Blue is the color of water which is where I almost DROWNED the day before I watched this film Now, I would like to also state that my husband is a massive fan of the Avatar movie franchise. But this time I had to force him into my basement and make sure he NEVER saw the film because I knew he would prob leave me for one of the characters #jealousy #mother #disneymom This movie clearly is about politics and how we need to STOP deforestation and become tote-bag warriors instead of backpack girlies. Additionally, those avatar people need to get some more fashion sense. They don't own a single pair of jeans, Converse, or anything from Brandy Melville. They are nuisances.