Bradley Burns

An incredible triumph of a sequel. This movie clearly portrays all of the tremendous struggles and injustices that come with being tall. It is clear that tall people should be a protected class of people both legally and morally. The first movie set up a great dark knight trilogy for our Tall protagonist, the first movie leaning into themes of the civil rights equivalent to the 1960s and now Tall Girl 2 paying respects to the collapse of the Berlin Wall. This series once broke social barriers and is now breaking down walls. Simple. As. That. This movie should’ve focused more on it’s graphic novel roots though! No mention of the Soviet virus that makes people either freakishly tall or freakishly short and no mention of the Soviet invasion along the western border of the United States. There should’ve been more time for lore instead of a threesome (which doesn’t even happen unfortunately *big sigh*). Overall it’s clear that a race war is close to hitting all of us, but not the race war we think. The Tall vs the Short. Tall Girl 2 is the New Testament. Don’t listen to the haters this is a 10/10 if not an 11/10. Anyone with a different opinion is automatically wrong I’m sorry

Yeah anyway so like truth or dare was alright, like I cringed so if you like doing that then watch this movie ig. Also still watching Stephanie rn, kinda wish they renamed it to Headphanie

Yo so basically aliens come and like molest these kids right, and then the government thinks it’s the parents so it’s a race to see who can catch who first

This movie is very good in the way that it isn’t. The movie begins with our protagonist beating his meat in a tree while talking to a boy scout over the phone. This movie helped to raise awareness about abuse in the Boy Scouts before the lawsuits every started happening. Adam Sandler is able to predict the future and the end of the Boy Scouts within the first 5 minutes of the movie. This might be Adam Sandler’s most dynamic character to date. Not only is he able to tell a compelling story of a pedophile in the year 2000 but he is able to make me appreciate other pedophiles as well. I can’t recommend this movie more in the way that I possibly can’t. 5/5

I advise reading the graphic novel prologue of the material before going into the movie just because a lot is cleared up. For example, the part about the Russians dropping a virus on America that makes people either freakishly tall or really short is left out for some reason?? What you need to know before watching this documentary film is that the main character is a mutant because of the Soviet toxins dropped decades earlier. Instead of living with her own kind in tall people concentration camps, she instead experiences different weather from normal people (because of her height). Someone might be having a nice sunny day but since she is taller she might be going through a snow storm. The movie overall is pretty good, I wish I could rewrite some scenes to fit the Tall Girl canon established in the comics better but it is a mostly faithful interpretation of the source material. Good movie, not long enough, didn’t include the prologue and I’m hoping for a tall girl trilogy that follows this girl as she grows taller and taller while also growing taller and taller emotionally.

Beta male bassist stars in a movie

This was a movie and it was made and this is the completed film.

Gerald had a game and it was played, it was Gerald’s Game :D

Should’ve been called peach fuzz 2 or it could’ve done a soft reboot as the peach fuzz series but regardless, I was entertained. 6/5

Peachy and fuzzy. I recently have had a journey of bad luck, my wife dumped me, the kids decided to start calling me by my first name, and I had to start wearing glasses. After a week of this hopeless game of cat in mouse with my friend called Life, I decided to embark on a trip to the Middle East where a shaman helped me in curing my hemorrhoids. It was only after this moment of clarity that I was saved from my hemorrhoids and began trying out streaming services. Netflix was my last choice but I guess it had to do and that’s when I started watching the movie in question, Shrek the Musical. After watching it I decided to check out creep and was entertained. 5/5