Zackary Hall

I was at home, reabing a book, and my son came home from school and ginormous tatas. I had no idea what happened to him until he said to me "mama, I got transed at school, I am so so sorry." Apparently, because of Internet people, he was located at his school and was hit withthe trans ray. We was looking for a solution to his transgenderism, and we found this book. Ever since, he has been about 70 percent less transgender. Thank you Matt Walsh for untransgendering my child. Goodbye.

In what way have I, as a simple mortal soul, have sinned so atrociously that I have been assigned the reading of this abhorrent "book". Only those who find the torture of themselves pleasurable will enjoy the reading of this ancient tome. In no way, shape, or form should this be considered a piece of literature, for it is all but that. It is pain, suffering, agony, and a disgrace upon the face of our planet. Charles Dickens, you have thoroughly and harshly punished me. The shackles of your disgusting creation will never be forgotten by the class of '28. Do not read this. Do not even think of it, lest you wish to torture yourself.