Jon Montgomery

Besides the apparently unavoidable Disney/Amazon/Bethesda/Microsoft plot (abusive white patriarchy that diverse lesbians/biracial couples need to rescue the world from) the set design and costumes were pretty good. Some of the action sequences were pretty reminiscent of game play. If they hire some of the guys that actually started the franchise to write the next season instead of Amazon/Bethesda’s DEI hires, they might be on to something.

If you possess a penchant for the absurd, a touch of whimsy, a sense of humor, a stomach for the garish and a romantic soul, you will adore this movie. If not, this movie will annoy, bore and/or offend you.