Please invent zero stars. This was so utterly absurd that I have run out of words to describe it. I am flummoxed as to how a decent idea (from the trailer) has been turned into something so utterly empty, unintellectual and farcical. It feels like a bunch of film college students got high and came up with the craziest ideas and then they mashed them altogether. It seemed empathetic to women's struggles with beauty standards at the start but then just took one bizarre turn after another, until at the end I could not help but come to the conclusion that the premise from the start was solely to make fun of women's issues and bodies.