Mike Andrews

I'm going to avoid spoilers, but I really wanted this to be good. Like Michael Keaton, I liked the idea of a Patterson Batman, because you'd never meet him as Bruce Wayne and think "Hey, that's Batman", but they honestly didn't even give him a chance to shine as either Bruce or Batty. Like mystery boxes, a detective story only works if the pay off is worth it, it isn't. If they wanted a dark noir, they should have eaten the R rating and basically made it Rorschach with gadgets. There is much more I'd like to say, but I'm not posting spoilers on a movie this new. I'm a fan of comics, super hero movies, film noir, detective novels, and even cheesy movies, I'm the exact person this movie was made for, I was not entertained.

I had to force myself to finish this one, because it's a Zelda game. First and foremost TotK is NOT an "Action RPG" by any stretch of the definition. TotK is however a building/crafting game with simple puzzles and some button smash melle fights sprinkled in. If you want Minecraft with slightly better graphics, this is the game for you. If you hate NPCs? Then this game is perfect for you, because it's basically empty. If you love extremely easy games that still somehow feel like a chore to do ANYTHING or go ANYWHERE, you'll love this one. (By chore I don't mean difficult any more than doing laundry is difficult, it's just a hassle you have to deal with, much like the vast majority of this game) I can't believe I had to leave this review for a Zelda game. At least "The Adventures of Link" isn't the worst in the series anymore.