Tommy Fake

Morbius changed my life. Before I watched Morbius, I was diagnosed with stage 5 testicular cancer that was so powerful that was going to kill me within the next 1 hour and 48 minutes. My final wish was to watch Morbius and from beginning to end, I was captivated and I could feel how powerful Morbius was. The movie was so good that it Morb'd out my cancer and paid my hospital bills. After watching the movie ten more times, I managed to regain custody of my kids by morb'ing my ex wife's neighborhood. I now am now a trillionaire and live in a space mansion that orbits around the Earth, and I have replaced one of my eyes with a tiny tv so that I may always watch Morbius. This "movie" (Its more like a expression of humanities collective artistic expression) is without a doubt a morbillion out of ten.