So bad I laughed hilariously at everything including the casting, the costumes, and the absurd accents. In particular the dark brown makeup sliding down Frank Sinatras face and his perfectly curled little monks bangs. The over abundance of cleavage and eye makeup on Sophia Loren and the fact that she can’t keep her one and only silk shirt on. The white white and bright blue of Cary Grants uniform, the massive epaulettes and the fact that he got pushed to the ground like some kind of panty waist by several different people but was able to kill someone instantly with a huge knife he was initially afraid to even attempt to use. I did like Sophia’s eyebrows however and plan to have mine done immediately. The end.