Krzysztof Blachnicki

We are all like planets. Stick with me to learn why! Jumping from topic to topic with no relations whatsoever, using dubious analogies here and there, to explain something that anybody with basic education already knows - like on the end of the movie, where they say we are like cats. Why? Because we got fur and we purr? Because we are independent? No, because we won't understand the universe, same as cats won't understand quantum mechanics. I believe that if you have something to say, just say so, don't wrap it in convoluted analogies that doesn't work. Some artistic ways in this movie are designed to make it longer, nothing else. A competition how long can you walk around the topic, but never getting to the point. Oh, planets, right. We... Hold on, play moody music, play animation. Right! No, wait. Look, a bunny! Unrelated? Who cares. OK, drum roll. We reflect light and that's what amazes me and makes us little planets. Cool, right? Worth reading this review for this information. Now you are smarter. Well, are you? No, you won't be after seeing this abomination. I bet the source material was great, but filmmakers turned it into pulp.