Mozz Bagels

Unless you are 14 years old, this book is NOT for you. Unbelievably predictable, almost as immature as a Wattpad story from 2016, and don't get me started on how often a 28 woman relates back to being a highschool cheerleader. The only thing I will say is that the writing is so incredibly simple, that it can be listened to as an audiobook; it's essentially a podcast. I'm an avid non-fiction reader, and this was my first dip back into the world of fiction, and my last. It's incredible how highly rated this book is given how naive it is. I give it two stars because, while not my cup of tea, I can see why people enjoy it. Nothing overly complex and it's a quick read that can be engaging and hard to put down at times if you aren't the type of person that easily predicts stories. I would recommend it if you like fan fictions and Wattpad stories, but don't expect anything revolutionary and mind boggling.

Absolutely no plot, just a weird white female singing annoyingly high pitched songs about various men she's been involved with romantically. Not to mention the various groups of adolescent females singing along horribly to every word. I'm glad this is only in theaters for a single weekend, good riddance.