This movie is so bad, it's surprising to me that the lead actors aren't currently starring in Sharknado films. (That's not to say the acting was bad but maybe their judgment?) I did add a star because I was able to riff throughout, a la MST3K, so that was fun. And what's with the snow globes? A Magic 8 Ball would have worked better because his ability to track her eradicate movements was sure mystical. Pisces rule!
