z christmas

I’m giving this movie two stars only because of the comedic relief Chris Hemsworth gives as a random store clerk (he’s not part of the storyline at all). The plot’s ridiculous factor is on par with typical 80s Schwarzenegger flicks, the character building is over-the-top stereotypical, and the fight scenes aren’t even close to believable. Now that I think about it, I’m removing one of two stars because they didn’t save the turtle, and aside from Hemsworth, it was arguably the best actor. So one star…